Thursday, May 22, 2008

JUST FOR LAUGHS...

just wanted to share some of cory's latest and on-going drama... he just had his galbladder taken out 2 weeks ago after about a year of trouble.... the funny part is all the testing(ei; colonoscopy etc.) now the testing itself wasn't all that funny, it was the effects of the drugs.... see for your self...
TURN UP THE VOLUME & WATCH THE WHOLE THING, YOU WONT REGRET IT...

Sunday, May 18, 2008

i am a lazy shopaholic complainer...

i realized a couple months ago that i really should blog because, i think i might be pitifully funny... i think when people tell the truth you cant help but laugh and next to shoe shopping (and shopping in general) i enjoy laughing.
so i have figured myself out i am a whiny complaining lazy bum... the only time i even half-way wake up is when i see the word "clearance" i told myself a week ago that i wasn't gonna shop anymore, kind of as an experiment, six days later i couldn't take it any more and i cheated.... i figured if it wasn't shoes it didn't count so i have taken to buying hair extentions... THEY WERE ON CLEARANCE!!! so i have always wanted to try out these jessica simpson/ken paves hair extentions but they run $100 + and that is simply not a bargain.... untill they were 60% off and then i had to break my non-shopping streak... but why stop there, i had already broken it so i continued hitting up evey clearance on the way back to my counter at work. i couldnt do it! i felt so low like i can't control myself ( not low enough to return anything because they were all killer deals) the only thing i really accomplished was not buying shoes for a week, anyone with a little self restraint could have done that (any one with the gluttonous amount of shoes that i own shouldnt even be able to wear-out this many in a lifetime!)..... and now i am complaining..... every second i dont have a headache i want to be shopping.... thats 25% of the time which doesn't sound like that much but when you consider that i am either laying around 75% of the time with a migraine or shopping that doesnt leave time for cleaning, groceryshopping(the only shopping i detest) cooking (love to eat, hate to cook) and lets not forget i have two children who are either watching enchanted(overand over), making themselves cereal or are quickly becoming mini-shopaholics themselves.... there is no hope for me... i think im gonna go sit in my shoe closet for a minute to collect my thoughts...